Play Up Pompey: How to Sign a Player in Two Days

One of Pompey's most ardent fans - John Anthony

For fans of the ‘traditional’ family football club, what is happening at Portsmouth at the minute is particularly hard to stomach.

The South Coast club has already been hit with a ten-point deduction for the forthcoming League One campaign, and now salt has been well and truly rubbed into the wound with the news that ALL senior players must leave the club by Friday 10^th August, or face extinction.

So it looks for all the tea in China like a case of ‘will the last person out, please turn out the lights’.

Or does it? 

With the clear out comes an opportunity to start again with a blank canvas. Whilst the first team squad is currently made up of youngsters according to that venerable source Wikipedia, Pompey have taken experienced midfielder Brian Howard and former MK Dons marksman Izale McLeod on trial, so with this in mind here at Route One we thought we’d do a wee bit of scouting ourselves. 

With a copy of the PFA’s Transfer List in our mits, we kindly procured a whole new starting eleven for Michael Appleton’s men. 

Take a look at our ‘Out of Contract XI’:

Goalkeeper:

Paul Smith – Smith is an agile keeper that has plied his trade mostly for Nottingham Forest, Brentford and Southampton, playing in almost 200 games. He would be a safe pair of hands in League One for sure.

Defence:

James Chambers – A versatile defender who performs most predominantly at right back, journeyman Chambers was last spotted playing for Doncaster Rovers, making 87 appearances across four seasons at the club.

Paul Robinson – Robinson is exactly the kind of gritty, heart on sleeve player you need in a League One relegation battle. He can operate at either left back or centre half, and his no nonsense style has seen him become a crowd favourite at both WBA and Bolton.

Danny Shittu – Shittu is - to borrow a technical term - an absolute beast. Standing 6ft 3in and as wide as a breezeblock outhouse, the former Nigerian international is robust and rock solid, and would be a great addition.

Ibrahima Sonko – Another player who has spent a fair amount of his career in the Premiership, free agent Sonko turned out 22 times for Ipswich last season. He had a spell at loan on Pompey in 2010.

Midfield:

John Oster – After being billed as a promising youngster at Everton and Sunderland, Oster dropped off the radar for a bit but has rediscovered himself at Donny Rovers. He can play on both flanks or in the middle of the park.

Brian Howard – Howard’s most famous hour came when he scored the winner for Barnsley against Liverpool in an FA Cup tie back in 2008. The Tykes went on to the Semi Final that year, and Howard was named in the Championship Team of the Year too. His career has been on the slide since but he still has a trusted left foot.

Sean Davis – A combative midfielder, Davis flirted with England selection way back in 2003. He had a three year stint with Pompey in the mid-noughties, which may sway him to return. 

Sammy Clingan – Clingan was Coventry City’s club captain last season, and caught the eye with his industrious midfield displays. Would be something of a coup for Portsmouth but hey, if you don’t ask you don’t get.

Forwards:

Roman Bednar – Whilst he may be a bit of a loose cannon who may or may not enjoy the odd recreational drug, Bednar is definitely capable of scoring goals in League One. A career tally of 71 strikes in 231 games lends weight to this argument.

Ricardo Fuller – A cult hero at his last club Stoke, Fuller was released by Tony Pulis following a ‘ridiculous’ stamping incident involving Branislav Ivanovic. The Jamaican is another player who would be a handful in League One.

So there you have it Mr Appleton, a brand new side for you to get your teeth into. You’re welcome. In all seriousness, let’s hope that whoever they sign, Pompey are still ‘playing up’ this time next year.

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